What’s That, Mummy?” — A Little PDF for Explaining Big Things to Boys
🐦 “What’s That, Mummy?” — The Little PDF for Explaining Big Things to Boys
A Ladybird-Inspired Survival Guide for Single Mums Navigating The Talk
Price: £1.97 (cheaper than a lukewarm coffee you won’t finish because your child’s asking what “69” means)
🧠 Your 10-year-old just discovered his penis. And WiFi.
You just discovered his deleted browser history.
Now you’ve got questions, he’s got curiosities, and Alexa can’t be trusted.
Don’t panic.
Pour a cup of tea (or wine, no judgement) and download this hilariously honest, 9-page illustrated PDF inspired by those charming 1960s Ladybird books—but with a modern-day, punk-rock parenting twist.
🍼 What’s Inside?
- 🧒 A heartwarming (and occasionally mortifying) tale of Oliver, a curious boy with a smartphone
- 👩👦 A brave single mum navigating the birds, the bees, and the browser history
- 🧻 Simple, clear ways to explain puberty, consent, feelings & digital safety—without making it weird
- 🤯 A moment of “Thank God someone wrote this for me”
💡 Perfect For:
- Single mums raising sons
- Mums without dads in the home
- Mums with sons who’ve just googled something unholy
- Mums who want to get it right, even if it’s awkward as hell
🌈 BONUS: Comes with validation, humour, and a gentle nudge that you’ve got this, Mum—even if you’d rather fight a lion in Lidl than say the word “penis” out loud.
🛒 Instant download. Print it, save it, read it with your child—or hide it in the biscuit tin and pretend it never happened.
👉 Grab it now for just £1.97. Your future, wiser, less-confused son will thank you.
😂 PDF Summary: "What’s That, Mummy?" is the 9-page parenting pep talk you didn’t know you needed — until your 10-year-old asked what "OnlyFans" is and you spat out your tea. This isn’t a biology lesson. It’s a survival guide for single mums dealing with the terrifying combo of puberty, smartphones, and zero male backup. It’s charming like a Ladybird book, but updated for the modern world — where birds are horny pigeons on TikTok and the bees have OnlyFans accounts. It features: A confused boy. A heroic mum with zero filter. Several mentions of penises (tastefully, of course). And a heartwarming reminder that you don’t need a man to raise one. £1.97 to laugh, learn, and avoid explaining sex with a stick drawing. You’ve got this, Mummy. We believe in you. Mostly. 😅